i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
alien hunter garnet reporting for duty
remember when disney, cartoon network, and nickelodeon used to make crossovers for their cartoons all the time
These were the fucking days I don’t care what anyone says
WHY ISNT THAT ONE SUITE LIFE EPISODE WITH HANNAH MONTANA AND RAVEN NOT ON HERE?? THAT WAS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST ONE
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
okay ill bet my left nut that thing is gonna come to life one day.
HEY SO I DO TYPOGRAPHY FOR MONEY SORT OF
I could really use another source of income so I’m opening for typography commissions!
I’m comfortable with many different subjects, text on Album Covers/Posters, almost any layout more or less, as well as creating images in text based on a supplied image.
Pricing is as follows:
Flexible depending on the amount of work/time commitment it will require, with all commissions starting at 50$ minimum. However any “creating images of text from a supplied base” are a minimum of 100$ for the first 8-10 hours of work and 10$/hr for every solid hour of work past that (that’s solid work being done on the project not time passed since I begin working on said project. Ie if I start a project like this and it takes 4 days to finish it I’m not going to charge 960 dollars I’m going to keep a record how much time is actually spent working on the project itself by the hour.)
All payment can be made to my paypal email@example.com (and hey I mean if you wanted to drop a tip in there for my work i wouldn’t be opposed to it.) No other payment forms will be accepted unless specifically and directly stated otherwise.
Any signal boosts/reblogs would be much appreciated!!!